Disclaimer: The only one that I
own is Alexis. Events are a little mixed due to the fact that my mind is really mixed up now.
A day or so in the
life of Alexis McMahon
(Alexis Voice) Do you ever feel like your trapped in a very crowded room and
cant get out? Thats the way I feel about my family, famous but yet wanting to be free. Im a McMahon and the youngest one at
that. Being the youngest did have its perks but believe me it was far from perky. After Shane got the WCW and Stephanie got
the ECW that left me in quite the predicament.... whos side was on? Was I going to stand behind my dad or my brother and sister?
That kind of question ripped me to shreds.
(Set) Ring. Shane, Stephanie, and a few other Alliance
members are standing on one side of the Ring. Vince is on the other, leaving Alexis in the middle.
(Stephanie)
So, Alexis... whose side ya on? (Alexis stands there petrified)
(Shane) Are you on his side
(points to Vince) while hell probably in a corner by yourself... or are you with us where me and Steph, or either
one of us can be with you at all times?
(Alexis) Please (Sobs) Please dont make me choose
Please (Sobs)
(Vince) (Rests his hand on her shoulder) Alexis... honey, whatever
you do choose I will still love you.
(Alexis) (Breaks down crying and then composes herself)
Can I make my decision after Invasion so I can pick the stronger team?
(Shane) Of course Bitty Bit
(goes to hug her but she exits the ring)
(Alexis Voice) Of course you know but the Alliance
kicked major @$$!!! I feel kind of sorry for my dad though because he lost one of his teams best in a drop of a dime. However,
I knew tomorrow was Judgment Day for me. Gosh I dreading it.
(Set) Backstage. Alexis is sitting at
a lunch table drawing. Lita walks up to her.
(Lita) Hay Girl! Whats up?
(Alexis)
Oh nothing. Just thinking.
(Lita) Bout what?
(Alexis) Which side I am on.
(Lita)
Tough choice huh?
(Alexis) (Tears roll up in her eyes) Yeah. I love my dad and everything
but he was so busy with being the boss that there was hardly time for him and me. But Shane and Steph were always there. Mom,
god I know she has been to Hell and back and Im worried about her... (Tears start to flow)
(Lita)
(Gives Alexis a reassuring hug) Well, what ever you do choose it has to be for Alexis not anybody else. Not for Shane
or Steph. Not even for Linda.
(Alexis) Thanks Lita... (Sniffs) I needed that.
(Lita)
My pleasure. (Gets up and leaves)
(Set) Ring. Alexis walks down and grabs a mic.
(Alexis)
I have been thinking really hard these past few days... So dad, Shane, if you want my answer... I advise you to get out here.
(Shanes theme starts and he comes out with Stephanie. They get there then Vince comes out) (After a pause)
Just a couple of terms though. (They nod) 1st, which ever side I choose I will be able to talk to the other one.
(Pause) 2nd... In no undoubtable terms, no member of EITHER team, will afflict injury on me unless in a match. I
may only be 16 but I can fight as well as anybody. Deal?
(Vince & Shane) (Looking at each
other) Deal. (Alexis gives a half smile)
(Stephanie) You still never did answer the
before asked question.
(Alexis) (Takes a deep breath) Dad... you know I love you, I always
will... but I cant be on a team where the only people that will talk to me is JR, Michael Cole, and occasionally Lita. So...
as long as I can still talk to mom... I have to pick the stronger team... The Alliance. (Vince has a hurt and dumbfounded
look on his face. Alexis goes and jumps into Shanes arms and they are rejoicing.)
(Alexis Voice)
Harsh wasnt it? In my opinion I think my terms were fare, dont you? After Austin started... ummmm... I guess you would call
it abusing Tazz, I got to thinking What the Heck? Did I make the right choice? Then the whole thing with Kurt Angle started.
Boy were they in for a surprise.
(Set) Raw after Judgment Day. Shane is in the back talking to the
referee about the match Stone Cold and Kurt Angle had. Alexis is behind Shane fiddling with something in her pocket. She walks
out behind the Referee and goes to the Alliance locker room. She sits down and pulls her laptop and Allied Health Sciences
Notebook out. She stops and goes down to the ring.
(Alexis) I guess since Austin didnt show up that
this would be a perfect time to do this.
(JR Voice) What the... She has no business being out here.
(Paul
Voice) Just listen. She may be small but I am willing to bet big bucks that she could kick your @$$. (Laughs)
(Alexis)
In my pocket I hold something... for a certain person... who thought they lost them forever... Kurt...
(Paul
Voice) What? I thought Stone Cold pitched them to the fishes?
(JR Voice) Well I guess she
does have business out here after all.
(Paul Voice) Oh Shut Up! (Angle comes out and stands on
the top of the Ramp)
(Alexis) Arent you going to come get them I dont bite. (Kurt walks down
and into the ring)
(Kurt) What is this about Alexis?
(Alexis) (Reaches
into her pocket and pulls out a bundle of cloth) Its inside it.
(Kurt) (Opens it and just
starts rejoicing) How did you get them?!? (Alexis points to the Titantron)
(Video) Shows
Alexis going into Stone Colds bag replacing the real medals with other ones and running out.
(Alexis)
The ones that Austin sent sleeping with the fishes I got from a pawn shop. (Flashes him a billion dollar smile.)
(Kurt)
Thank you so much! (Gives her a big hug)
(Alexis Voice) Do you think I did the right thing?
Boy, I knew when I got back to the locker room all Hell was going to break loose but I didnt care.
(Alexis)
(As she is walking into the room) Alright, I dont want to hear it! I knew I had to do it!
(Stephanie)
I just dont see how Alexis! What made you do it?!?
(Alexis) You know if you werent such a two faced
Bitch You'd see! (Yells it. Stephanie stands there dumbfounded)
(Stephanie) What did you
just say?
(Alexis) (Walks closer to her face) You heard me. (Shane and Booker T walk
in) I am and forever will be Daddy's little Billion Dollar Princess... not you!
(Shane) (Breaks
them up before they started to fight) Alexis! Chillout! What in the ninth level of Hell has gotten into you?!? (Forces
her to look at him) Sneaking into Stone Colds bag?!?
(Alexis) (Breaks free and runs out of
the room) Just leave me alone!!!
(Set) Hallway. Alexis runs and slams face first into Jeff Hardy
and falls to the floor.
(Alexis) (Crying) I... I am sorry... (Sniff) I didnt see
you there.
(Jeff) Im alright. But what about you? (Squats down beside her)
(Alexis)
(Sniffs) Im fine.
(Jeff) Nope. I dont think so... (Alexis looks at him funny) You
know what you need?
(Alexis) (Looks down at her feet) A new life.
(Jeff)
No better! Strawberry Daiquiri.
(Alexis) How? Im underage by 5 yrs.?
(Jeff)
Well get a virgin then. Come on! (Picks her up by her hands and she goes to her Volkswagen Beetle.)
(Alexis
Voice) Man I had such a blast with Jeff that I forgot all my troubles except one... Where am I going to stay? I knew
good and well that if I went back to either my brothers or sisters room they would kill me and hang me out a window for all
to see, and I didnt want to impose on Jeff because of tonight. So I went to my dads suite praying that he will let me stay
with him.
(Set) Big Hotel. Alexis and Jeff step out of an elevator and walk in front of Vinces room.
(Jeff)
You know you could just stay with me and my brother if you wanted.
(Alexis) Thanks for the tempting
offer but I have to make amends with my dad.
(Jeff) Well... If you change you mind... (Leans in
and kisses her)
(Alexis) Yeah, Ill remember that.
(Jeff) See ya tomorrow.
(Turns and leaves as Alexis knocks on the door. Vince answers.)
(Alexis) Hay Daddy...
(Vince)
Oh, sweetie, I saw what happened. Come In!
(Alexis) (Walks in. After Vince shuts the door she
turns around and gives him a hug crying.) Daddy, Im so sorry! (Sniff) If I knew what the Alliance was
really up to I NEVER would of chosen them!
(Vince) Oh, honey... Come on... Lets go sit down. (They
go to the couch, Alexis is still crying) I am really proud of what you did tonight. (Alexis shoots her head
up)
(Alexis) Really?!?
(Vince) Yes. I never thought you would ever do
anything like that!
(Alexis) (Giggles) I guess I hung around you too long.
(Vince)
(Laughs) And You had one thing right...
(Alexis) Whats that?
(Vince)
You are Daddys Little Billion Dollar Princess.
(Alexis) (Smiles) Is it okay if I hang out
with you here?
(Vince) Sure Sweetie. (Pause) So... whats up with you and Jeff Hardy?
(Alexis)
You saw that!?! (Vince nods) I guess were going out... we went and had some sundaes and then when we got here he...
You dont want to know...
(Vince) Sure I do Honey.
(Alexis) Promise you wont
get mad?
(Vince) I swear.
(Alexis) He kissed me.
(Vince) You
two would make a cute couple.
(Alexis) Really?!?
(Vince) Yeah a freak for
a freak... (Alexis grumbles and Vince starts to tickle her. She is laughing with a mixture of screams.)
(Alexis
Voice) I was shocked that my dad was so supportive. Me and Jeff are a happy made couple now, going on 1 month and
2 weeks (giggles) Mom has been traveling with us alot more and we act like the family I hadnt had in about 5 months.
Which really makes me happy.
(Set) Raw. Stephanie is walking out to the ring. The crowd is screaming
Slut.
(Stephanie) You know! No matter what you all (points around) Say... Nothing can bring
me down! Except one thing... My baby Sister. Yes, Alexis Sarah McMahon (Points to titantron)
(Video)
Alexis is sitting on a table and Jeff is standing is front of her, Kissing
(Stephanie) Yep! Thats
what Im worried about. (Crowd chants -- HOHOHO) (Really quick) Hes molesting her!!! (Alexis
theme starts and she comes out on the stage)
(Alexis) Stephy...Stephy... Stephy... Whats the
matter? Jealous? And what where you doing spying on me anyways?
(Stephanie) I...I... I was just...
looking after you....
(Alexis) (Shakes her head) BULL SHIT!!! (Screams it.)
(Stephanie)
(Stands there dumbfounded)
(Alexis) In light of resent events that have happened in the past
20 Minutes... I challenge you! (Points to Steph) to a match Tonight! (Stephanie looks petrified)
Whats the matter, Sister? Scared Ill kick the crap out of you?
(Stephanie) No Im not scared. (Gulps)
(Alexis)
One way or another you and me are going to get into it so you might as well accept and Ill go easy. So... Whats it going to
be?
(Stephanie) (Squeaks) Okay... You are going to get the @$$ kicking that mom and dad never
thought of giving you! (Alexis Turns and goes back to the Hardys dressing room)
(Set) Hardys
dressing room. Alexis enters and the room is empty. She goes to her backpack and pulled out a pill bottle, smelling it.
(Lita)
(As she enters) Hay Chica. You ready?
(Alexis) (Turns around startled and hides the bottle
behind her back) Yep...
(Lita) You O.K....?
(Alexis) (Quick)
Yep fine couldnt be better.
(Lita) Okay... Vince wants to see you before your match.
(Alexis)
Okay. (Goes back to her bag tucks her pills in and grabs a ponytail holder) Lets go.
(Set)
Vinces office. Alexis walks in.
(Alexis) Hay daddy. I heard you wanted to see me.
(Vince)
Yes, come sit down. (Alexis sits down shaking) Honey, are you okay?
(Alexis) Yeah, I quess...
I never thought that I would ever have to fight Stephanie.
(Vince) Yes... about that... I want you
to do me a favor...
(Alexis) (Shrugs) Shoot.
(Vince) Give her the
beating of a life time.
(Alexis) DEAL!!! (Hugs Vince and then leaves)
(Set)
Ring. Stephanies theme starts as she walks out and goes down to the ring. After she gets in Alexis comes out using the Hardys
theme strutting her stuff on the stage before running down and sliding in. Steph kicks her and Alexis counters with a clothes
line. Alexis looks at Stephanie on the ground and goes to the top turn buckle. As Stephanie is getting up Alexis does her
trademark move Sugar Baby (a back flip with a half twist) and lands on Stephanies shoulders. Alexis goes for the pin but Booker
T and Shane come out and then They started beating on her. After a minute, Matt and Jeff come out. Matt and Jeff get knocked
out of the ring and Shane get Stephanie to pin Alexis before he went to help Booker T keep Matt and Jeff out. Stephanie gets
the pin and wins. Jeff jumps in and picks Alexis up asking her if she is okay. She nods and gets up and walks out of the ring.
She stumbles and Jeff carries her back stage.
(Set) Hardys dressing room. Alexis has her head laying
on Jeffs lap and he is stroking her hair. Matt and Lita are talking in a corner. A Referee from the WCW comes in.
(Referee)
(To Alexis) Shane McMahon would like to see you in his office.
(Alexis) Tell him I will be
there in a minute. (Closes her eyes)
(Referee) I am afraid that he wants to see you now.
(Alexis)
(To Jeff) I better go. (Kisses him) Good luck on your match. You too Matt. (Leaves)
(Set)
Shanes Office. Right before The Hardys match. Alexis knocks.
(Shane Voice) Come in.
(Alexis)
(As she enters) Whats this about Shane?
(Shane) Is that anyway to talk to your big brother?
(Alexis)
You!...Big brother... stopped being my big brother when you held mom down and let Stephanie slap her.
(Shane)
Yeah... well I did want to see you about family... I was just wondering if You would like to have a second chance with me
and Steph. You know that we love you more then Dad ever did.
(Alexis) As tempting of an offer that
is... I am going to have to say.......NO!
(Shane) You traitor! (Alexis stands there dumbfounded)
You never where good enough to be considered a McMahon. You were always so selfish only thinking about yourself. Running when
ever something didnt go your way. You lost that match tonight because you were weak. Just go back and get left by yourself!!!
(Alexis runs out crying)
(Alexis Voice) If you cant tell I have this phobia about being left
by myself. Stupid isnt is? That is why I choose the Alliance to begin with. What happened next I am still ashamed of.
(Set)
Hardys dressing room. The Hardys and Lita are in the middle of their match. Alexis looks at her backpack, then gets up to
go to it. Pulls out her bottle of Zoloft and Hydrocodon and swallows them all. She gets up and starts running to the bathroom
and then collapses.
(Alexis Voice) Yep the whole shooten match down the tubes. The way that Shane
put it all... He made me fell like it was all my fault, but it wasnt... and I realized it too late.
(Set)
The Hardys come back to the dressing room, Jeff was the first one in and saw Alexis passed out on the floor.
(Jeff)
Oh my God... ALEXIS!?! Honey? Oh God. Matt go... get help!!! (Matt goes and gets the paramedics and Lita goes to get Vince.
Jeff is holding her limp body. Alexis lips are turning blue.)
(Vince) (As he is running into
the room) Oh my... What happened?
(Jeff) I have no idea. We just got back from our match and
she was passed out on the floor. (Paramedics walk in. Jeff puts her on the stretcher.)
(Paramedic)
(To Vince) Sir, is she on any medications?
(Vince) Yes, Zoloft and Hydocodon. (See two
empty bottle laying on the floor) Oh my God she took them all...
(Set) Hospital. Alexis
has a tube in her mouth to help her breath and several IV in her arms. Jeff is laying his head on her arm. Shane and Stephanie
walk in and Matt and Vince block them from entering the room.
(Vince) What the Hell did you say to
her?!?
(Shane) I didnt say anything that would make her that upset. I didnt think she would do anything
like this... Please... I just want to see her for a minute and then well leave...
(Linda) Just for
a minute. (Shane goes and squats down right beside her.)
(Shane) Oh Alexis... Bitty Bit...
I am so sorry... I never ment for you to do this... It was me being selfish this time.... You dont know how sorry I am...
(Alexis eyes flutter open and she looks around)
(Jeff) Matt go get a doctor... now!!! (Matt
runs out of the room) Hay sweetie... (He strokes her hair. Shane looks at them. A Doctor and a Nurse walks in)
(Doctor)
Okay when I say so, I want you to take a deep breath in and then blow out real slow.... Breath in (Alexis takes a deep
breath in) And blow out slowly. (The tube comes out and she coughs) Dont try to talk but if you must whisper.
(Alexis nods)
(Shane) Alexis... I am so sorry... if I thought that you would do something like
this I never would of said anything... Please forgive me...
(Alexis) (Hoarse voice) I forgive
you... Shane... (Closes her eyes. Shane gets up and Him and Stephanie walk to the door.) Where are you going?
(Stephanie)
We have to get going... Work to be done... Love yas Alex (They leave)
(Set) Two weeks later.
Hotel room. Alexis is laying in the bed watching Powerpuff Girls. A few minutes later, the phone rings.
(Alexis)
(Picks up the phone) Hello?
(Jeff) (Voice) Hay sweety. Hows my babe?
(Alexis)
Better. Dr. Carter says with the way I am improving, I could be back in a week or so.
(Jeff) (Voice)
Great!!! It just isnt the same without you here.
(Alexis) I bet. Is the Alliance still reaking havic
on yall?
(Jeff) (Voice) Yeah.
(Alexis) Damn! And you never heard
that out of my angelic mouth! (Jeff laughs) By the time that yall come on I am already asleep.
(Jeff)
(Voice) Is the new meds still making you that tired?
(Alexis) Yeah but it isnt as bad as it was
when they first changed my meds. Dr. Carter says that when I do come back that either you or Dad has to hold on to my meds
so that I dont do something stupid like trying to kill myself over nothing again.
(Jeff) (Voice)
Good idea.
(Alexis) Hon... I hate to cut you short but I am really tired.
(Jeff)
(Voice) No big deal. I know how tired you can get. Talk to ya tomorrow?
(Alexis) Ill be here.
Night.
(Jeff) (Voice) Good night. Love ya.
(Alexis) I love you too.
(Jeff)
Bye. (Hangs up. Alexis hangs up and goes to sleep)
(Set) A week later. Alexis is
walking down the hallway. Trish Stratus walks up to her.
(Trish) Hay Alexis! Welcome back! How are
you?
(Alexis) I am doing much better thank you.
(Trish) Well if you even dream
about doing that again, I will kill you myself! Got me?!?
(Alexis) Yeah I got ya. Have you seen the
Hardys?
(Trish) Yes... the last I saw them they were in the dining hall.
(Alexis)
Thank you. (Walks off)
(Set) Dining hall. Alexis walks in and everyone in there turns around
to look at her.
(Matt) Your girlfriends back. (Jeff turns around and runs to her, picks her up
and very passionately kisses her.)
(Alexis) Oh my god! If I am going to get greeted like that
I should go away more often.
(Jeff) I DONT THINK SO!!! (Sets her down and they walk over to the
table that Matt and Lita are sitting at.)
(Lita) (Stands up and hugs her) Youre looking
better then before you left.
(Alexis) Thanks. Man, everyone I see is giving me idle threats that if
I do this again theyll kill me themselves.
(Matt) But you admit that it was stupid?
(Alexis)
Yes Father (Lita giggles) So... do you guys have a match tonight?
(Jeff) Yep. We get to try
and get our hands on tag team gold (Matt and Jeff give each other high fives) You walking down with us?
(Alexis)
Sorry sweetie. Me and Dad are trying to work out a way that I can play Spy in the Alliance.
(Lita)
Wont that be dangerous?
(Alexis) Only if I am caught. Hopefully I wont until the next Pay-per- View.
(Gets funny looks from the others.) Youll see. (She takes a piece of food off of Jeffs plate and eats it.)
(Set)
Ring. Vince Linda and Alexis is standing in the ring and Shane Stephanie and William Regal are on the outside.
(Vince)
So.... what I am proposing is that at Survior Series there will be one match. That match will determine which entity will
survive. A winner take all match.
(Shane) You want to put it all on the line... YOURE ON!!! (Vince
nods)
(Alexis) Are you sure about this?
(Stephanie) Are you sure about
this? (Mocking Alexis) (Alexis rolls her eyes)
(Linda) There is one thing I dont understand...
Where did we go wrong? Look at our eldest children... Our daughter is a man eater and our son is... a wuss. (Shane is
going ballistic)
(Alexis) Isnt that a bit harsh???
(Alexis Voice) I thought
that it was and I knew what she was going to say. Now it was all up to me and I was praying that I had the routine down pat.
(Set)
Alliance locker room. Alexis enters and runs into Rob Van Dam.
(Rob) (Mean tone) What do
you want?
(Alexis) Do you know where Shane or Stephanie is?
(Rob) Shane is
in Regals office with Stephanie and Stone Cold. I worn you...
(Alexis) Thank you (Turns and runs
out of the room)
(Set) William Regals office. Alexis warily walks up and knocks on the door.
(William)
Come in... so if we pick.... (Alexis walks in the room)
(Alexis) Shane before you start I
just want to say that I am sooo sorry for everything that I have done. I know that you are probably going to tell me to leave
you the hell alone but I cant because I care. (Tears ball up in her eyes) Youre my family.... The only ones
that have paided me any attention.... please all I want is a second chance... i want to make things right...
(Stephanie)
Why should we believe you after all the shit that you put us through in the past few weeks?
(Shane)
Stephanie! (To Alexis) I am sorry too. I never ment for you to land yourself in the hospital. Well give you a second
chance.
(Alexis) Thank you Shane. Stephanie... I know I put you through a bunch of shit but I promise
not to do it again.
(Alexis Voice) My conscience was feeling better after I did that. I felt like
I was betraying and amending things at the same time. Everybody in the Alliance has been a little skeddish around me... I
cant blame them... I hate doing stuff behind peoples backs, but I know that I have to go through with this because it is the
only way.
(Set) Surviver Series, Alliance locker room. Alexis is sitting on the floor drawing when
the Dudley boys walk up to her. She puts her book to the side and stands up.
(Alexis) Bubba.... Devon....
what do I owe the previlage? (Shaking)
(Devon) You know we can tell that you are nervous...
(Alexis)
Bout what?
(Bubba) Dont play dumb Alexis!!! We just wanted to let you know that are totally going
to kick their asses tonight! And we have full comfidence that the Allience is going to kick the WWE out of here!!!! (Alexis
runs right past them as they laugh)
(Set) Alexis runs to the Hardy's
lovker room. She knocks on the door and barges in.
(Jeff) (Walks up to her and
hugs her) Honey, what's wrong?
(Alexis) (Shakey voice)
I... I think they know... (Tears flow down her eyes)
(Lita) Who knows?
(Alexis) The Dudley's... I don't
know how... I... My laptop has a password and a screen protector... They couldn't see it!!!
(Jeff) Alexis... Calm down! Everything
is going to be okay. You'll see.
(Alexis) I hope so... I better
get back before anybody notices I am gone. (Turns and leaves)
(Set) Ring. Towards the end of
the "Winner take all" match, it is between the Rock and Shane. Alexis comes running down with Kurt Angle. Angle hits Shane
with the chair. As Shane is standing up, Alexis hits him with a "Sugar baby." Rock gets the pin.
(Alexis Voice) And with the raise
of the Rocks hands... the WWE was safe to reign until somebody else decided to challenge us. Everyone in the back was sooo
happy... Okay, I admit... I was happy too. That was until Raw.
(Set) Ring. Vince and Alexis are
on one side. Stephanie and Shane on the other.
(Shane) Congradulations. I lost...
but I lost to the better man. (Turns and leaves without looking back. Alexis starts crying.)
(Vince) (Whispers to Alexis)
It's okay. (To Stephanie) Now Stephanie... (She turns to face Vince horrified) Do you have any
last words?
(Stephanie) (Drops to her knees
and holds Vince's leg) Daddy please forgive me!!! I didn't mean anything I said! It was all Shane's idea! He made me
say those things!
(Vince) (to Alexis) Is
it true?
(Alexis) It's a load!!!
(Vince) Security! Remove this person!
(Stephanie is screaming)
(Alexis Voice) In some ways I was
glad to have Stephanie gone... But Shane hit me like a ton of bricks. I thought that once he left Dad was going to go back
to his old self and leave me by myself... I knew that if Jeff found me in a corner by myself he would save me from insanity.
Speaking of Jeff... At Survirvor Series, their match with the Dudley's... Let's just say... Jeff landed himself a spot in
hospital hell.
(Set) Hospital. Jeff is in the
bed and Alexis walks into the room.
(Alexis) (As she is sitting
down) Hay you. How are ya feeling?
(Jeff) Like I have been ran over
by a freight train, you?
(Alexis) I am fine. I find myself
slipping sometimes but then I just think of the happy times and everything works out. Has Matt been to see you?
(Jeff) Lita has. She said that
he is still pissed at me...
(Alexis) He will get over that
soon...
(Alexis Voice) YEAH RIGHT!!! That
man can hold a grudge. Oh sorry for not writing in sooo long but I have has a full plate of things to do, so I will recap
what happend while I didn't write. Bare with me, there is alot. The Hardy's decided to take a little brak from all the "Glitz
and Glamor." But that's cool with me because I know they deserve it. Raw of Thanksgiving I will never gorget. The only reason...
Daddy had to put up with being half owner of HIS compuant. Boy let me tell you... He wasn't to thrilled about that. As time
progressed things intesified between them to the point they had a street fight. Then Dad threatened that if Ric Flair doesn't
sell his half of the company back to my dad, he was going to bring th NWO into the mix. God and i thought that we had a hard
time with the Alliance... just imagine what it would be like with those three hooligans running around. i was kina proud that
Flair didn't sell his stock. Don't let my Dad find out I said that or I am in for it. Anyways... The NWO made its debut back
at No Way Out. Pretty Coincidental isn't it? Raw agter No Way Out, I couldn't believe what they did... ATTEMPT AT VEHICULAR
HOMICIDE ON THE ROCK!!! I knew that my dad wanted to kill his creation but did he mean his Stars as well? Well, I confronted
him on the matter and gained a new ally.
(Set) Smack!Down. Alexis is in
the ring and has a mic.
(Alexis) I know that everyone saw
that SICKENING excuse for human beings smash that ambulance with the Rock in it... Well... Why dont we ask the person behind
all of this...DAD! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!!!
(King Voice) MAN is she mad or
what?!? (Laughs)
(Alexis) I have all night and then
some to stay in this ring. (Vince's theme starts and he walks down into the ring. Alexis has an evil look on her face)
Thank you for gracing me with your... SICK presence!
(Vince) What do you want Alexis?
(Alexis) I am going to ask you
the same thing that Flair asked you... WHY are you doing this? What did the Rock do that the NWO would attempt homicide and
then YOU just make them apologize and do community service? (Vince goes to talk but Alexis cuts him off) Wait! It
is because you are killing YOUR creation! But there is a little problem with that... Grandpappy created this business while
you were still in school. How dare you ruin something that wasn't even yours to begin with! You know what? Whatever your reason...
I don't care!!! I have seen many McMahon's enter the ring but I am going to be the first to leave. (She throws the mic
down and exits the ring)
(Alexis Voice) You don't know how
much that made me mad. I was right though wasn't I? I mean Grandpappy built this before Daddy was running it. Hummm...
Oh my ally, the one person you never thought of that would ever begin to talk to a McMahon unless they wanted something...
Stone Cold Steve Austin. Yep that's right. When I got backstage I ran into him and we found out that we have a common enemy...
The N... W... O...
(Set) Backstage. Alexis walks angerly
to Flairs office. When she rounds a corner, she bumps head first into Stone Cold Steve Austin.
[BUMP!]
(Alexis) Sorry! (Looks up and
gasps) Oh god I'm so sorry! I didn't see you!
(Steve) It's alright.
(Alexis) Really?
(Steve) Yeah, besides where are
you off to in such a hurry?
(Alexis) Flair's office. Family
matters.
(Steve) Oh. Well if you have time
later, I want to talk to you about something.
(Alexis) (Has a worried look
on her face) All... Alright... hummm... Talk to ya later...
(Alexis Voice) Boy did that scare
the crap out of me. I thought he was going to beat me to a pulp. When I got to Ric's office, I was pissed.
(Set) Flair's office. When she
walks in both Flair and Arn Anderson stand up.
(Alexis) (Walking in)
Flair... Anderson... Can me and Flair be alone for a minute? (Has a puppy dog look on her face)
(Arn) Sure. Talk to ya later Ric.
(Ric) (To Arn) Yeah sure.
(To Alexis) So... what can I do for you?
(Alexis) (has a quiver to her
voice) I need somewhere to have base and to be safe just incase the NWO gets any ideas. OH! And I want revenge on my
dad.
(Ric) How can I help?
(Alexis) Well...
(Alexis Voice) I can't believe
he was so quick to help me. I know how much Flair and my Dad hate eachother. So, I wanted revenge... I always get revenge!
(Laughs) And it began with Raw.
(Set) Ring. Flair comes out and
into the ring.
(Ric) (To the mic) You
know I was approached by a very frightened girl on Smackdown last week. Who I might add is the daughter of Vince. So... Vince
get out here now! (Vince walks out and goes to the ring.)
(Vince) (to the mic) Flair
I am a very busy man --
(Flair) (cuts him off)
To what? Shut your youngest daughter out of your life?!? (Vince's eyes start to dart) And I be damned!... If I let
you treat her like you have! (Alexis' music starts and she goes to the ring)
(Vince)
What lies are you spreading?
(Alexis) EXCUSE ME! Maybe it isn't
me telling the lies... It's YOU! (Points to him) You ignor me, everytime I ask for you to do something with
me, its always (Mocking Vince) Sorry Honey, not today. I have a ton of work to do . (Starts shaking) So...
I agreed to help Ric be a "better businessman" as Steph said -- (she gets cut off by Stone Cold's music. Alexis has a
small smile on her face and Vince looks petrified)
(Steve) Wooo Wooo Wooo don't jump
the gun Vince! I just came to talk to Alexis. (Alexis has an innocent look on her face)
(Alexis) (Eyes dart between
Steve and Vince) Yes... (Steve turns real quick and gives Vince a "stunner")
(Alexis Voice) And he deserved
it too! When I went to talk to Steve, I found out that he also wants revenge on my father and the NWO as well. So I decided
to be the brains, and since I am a little ol' thing, Steve was the bronze. His wife Debra was okay with everything cause we
are buds.
(Set) Backstage. Alexis is walking.
After a few steps, Jeff runs up behind her and tickles her.
(Alexis) (Screams and Turns
around) OH MY gOD! You scared the shit out of me!
(Jeff) (Kisses her passionatly)
Did you miss me?
(Alexis) You bet you butt I missed
you! (kiss him again) How are you feeling?
(Jeff) Much better. I have been
watching... How are you holding up?
(Alexis) (Chuckles) Not
good. (Tears roll up in her eyes) My family is disappering from under me again and I can't do anything about it.
I mean Hunter is getting divorced from Steph, Stephanie won't talk to me since she became business partners with Chris. (hiccups)
I turned against my father, became friends with my families enemy... I just want to crawl into a hole and never come out.
(starts crying)
(Jeff) (Hugs her) Shhh...
It will be okay... I promise
(Alexis Voice) Boy was I glad Jeff
was back. It was the only part of my heart that wasn't ripped to shreads. I have been geting really dizzy the past few days
but I am sure it's just stress. You know how I was scared that the NWO was going to try something... THEY DID!!!
(Set) Raw. It's a 6 man intergender
match between Jeff, Matt and Lita vs. The Dudleys and Jazz. Alexis is at ringside and so is Stacey Keibler. Later on Stacey
trys to interfere and Alexis goes to the top rope and hits Stacey with a "Sugar Baby." Alexis rolls out of the ring, has her
back facing the ramp and the NWO duct tape her mouth and hands then they pick her up and carry her out of the arena.
(Alexis Voice) I had a feeling
that my dad was behind this. At least they let me have one phone call. I decided to call Ric. Steve was in his office and
wasn't to keen on the idea.
(Set) Ric's office. Alexis is on
the speaker phone.
(Alexis) And I am so scared.
I have no idea what they are going to do with me.
(Ric) Alexis calm down.
(Alexis) Well what am I supposed
to do?!? Go along with whatever they say?
(Steve) That isn't a bad idea.
(Alexis) You have got to be kidding
me!
(Ric) Alexis... Jeff just walked
in the room.
(Jeff) Alexis... Listen... Just
do this until we can find a way to get you out.
(Alexis) A... Alright... Hay Steve?
(Steve) Ya?
(Alexis) We are still buds right?
(Steve) You bet.
(Alexis) I couldn't believe I was
doing this. I have no idea where I am much less where they are going to take me. After I got off the phone, Scott Hall and
Kevin Nash came in and tied my hands so I couldn't "try anything," then Hogan blindfolded me.He said where we were going was
a "surprise." Boy, when I got there I was surprised.
(Set) Room in a ware house. Alexis
is being led into the room by the NWO. When they take the blindfold off, Alexis is standing face to face with Vince.
(Vince) Hay Sweetheart. (Alexis
is wide-eyed) Surprised? No? You know you thought you could ruin and embarrase the name McMahon... Well you're gravely
mistakened... It is me who is going to be embarrasing YOU!
(Alexis) (A quiet, quivering
voice) What are you going to do to me?
(Vince) Oh I don't know... Maybe
you should ask them. (Points to the door where the Dudley Boys are walking in) And to do the one thing you
hate... Being... by... Your... Self... (laughs)
(Alexis Voice) I couldn't believe
how fast a person, someone you loved, could turn on you. He did give me an ultamedum... To "manage" the NWO or he was goin
to let the Dudley's do what ever they please. I wasn't to hip on either of them. So they took me back to the little room they
let me have my phone call in. They were oging to leave me there until I had choosen. That choice still haunts me...
(Set) Small dark room. Alexis is
twisting her hands franticly to try and get loose. As the door knob turns she gets the rope off. When the Dudley's enter,
she makes a mad dash out the door.
(Alexis Voice) I was surprised
I got out so easily. I found my way out pretty fast and found out I was still at the Arena. I made my way to the parking deck
and you aren't going to believe what I saw... I saw that jackass Chris Jericho tie Hunter's dog Lucy to the handle of a limo!
What an inconsiderate PRICK! I know I had to tell Hunter.
(Set) Parking deck. Alexis walks
over to Lucy and crouches down to pet Lucy. Lucy licks Alexis.
(Alexis) (Petting Lucy)
Hay Sweety... (Softer) Oh man. (To Lucy) I am going to find your daddy okay?
[Door slam] (Alexis takes off running inside the
Arena)
(Set) Hunter's Locker Room. Alexis
beats on the door. When Hunter opens the door, she pushes by him and shuts the door. Alexis then leans agains it and slids
down.
(Hunter) Alex... Are you okay?
(Helps her up)
(Alexis) Yeah... (her eyes
start to roll)
(Hunter) Come on. Let's go sit
down. (they walk over to the couch before they get there Alexis jerks free from Hunter)
(Alexis) NO! (Hunter looks
at her funny) Thanks but I jut came to tell you were Lucy is... (Hunter gets a worried look on his face) She
is in the parking deck tied to a limo.
(Hunter) Ummm... DAMNIT! Alexis,
you just hang here I have to get Lucy. (Runs out the door)
(Alexis Voice) Poor Lucy escaped
that night with a broken leg and Hunter maybe worse. I sat in Hunter's locker room for awhile watching the rest of Raw. That
was at least till the main event. I was a handicap match... The Rock and Stone Cold vs. The NWO. I guss it was now or never...
(Set) Towards the end of the match.
Alexis casually walks down to the ring. The Rock is fighting Hogan.
(Steve) (Screaming at Alexis)
Get back to the locker room! (Alexis starts to tear up)
(Alexis) (Mouths and signs)
I am so sorry... (She goes to the NWO's corner and cheers them on)
(Alexis Voice) I knew that was
probably the wrong thing to do. When I got back to my hotel room. I called Jeff... He couldn't believe I did that but I explained
to him that I had to try and ave my fragile family, and that I still love him. He understood and even wished me luck. I was
glad that he was so supportice. But I don't know who to manage a team. Hell I am just... what do you call it... A CHEERLEADER!
(Softer) And I never thought I would degrade myself to such a word. (Normal tone) Smackdown came and things
when smooth. Everyone was so ready for Wrestlemania, I was too The love of my life and his brother has a shot at Tag Team
gold, my best friend has a shot at the Womans Championship, my soon to be exbrother in law had one hell of a chance of winning
the UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! And last but not least... the most electrafying match... icon vs. icon... ROCK vs. HOGAN.
I couldn't wait to see it. But it did cause a major shocker on Raw.
(Set) Raw. Hogan is in the ring
with the mic. Alexis is standing beside him.
(Crowd) (Chanting) Hogan...
Hogan... Hogan... (Alexis has a huge smile on her face, clapping)
(Hogan) Damn I love you guys! (Crowd
cheers) You know, at WrestleMania, I expected alot. I expected to have the greatest match in the world with Rock, and
for it to go down as the greatest match ever! I also expected my NWO brothers would-- (Crowd - "BOO!") Would respect
my wishes and not interfere. And to walk out of WrestleMania with my name etched in stone as the only icon in the WWE! (Crowd
cheers) I also expected to beat the Rock within an inch of his damn life. However, I didn't expect 70 thousand fans to
stand on their feet and chant, "Hogan... Hogan... Hogan!" (Crowd starts chanting) And for that I want to thank each
and every one of ya... and most importantly I want to thank the Rock. (The Rock's theme starts and he walks down to the
Ring)
(Rock) (After the cheering
subsides) FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO MONTREAL!!! (Crowd cheers) And finally HULK HOGAN HAS COME
BACK TO THE HULDAMANIACS!!! (Crowd cheers) You know Hogan, you were right... Both of us had expected to walk out
the ONLY icon in the WWE... And the fact that your NWO (Crowd "Boo") brothers interfered leaves loyalty issues...
So, Hulk Hogan... Why don't you let your "Brothers" know where you lay in a way only Hulk Hogan can. (Hogan rips his NWO
shirt off)
(Alexis Voice) Yep... Hogan is
back to his old self... I was glad... Then it came down to where my loyalty lied. I know it seems like one minute I am with
my father and the next I am against him but that tends to be how it is with us McMahon's. Never can get our loyalties straight.
Well, mine was clear after the $h!t I recently got put through. I be damned if I was still on my Dad's good side. I took a
little time that night to get things straight before I made the biggest decision of my life... Well, one of them atleast...
(Set) Lunch area. It is empty when
Alexis walks in. She looks at the food and spots the Cheese Cake. She walks ovr and cuts a piece. She places it to the side
and takes the whole cake and sits down and starts eating.
(Alexis) (Mumbling to self
between bites) If I stay with Daddy then... (Takes bite) But if I help Ric... (Takes bite) (Loud) Gah!
I HATE CHOICES!!! (Throws spoon down and puts her head in hands)
(William Regal) (Walking up
behind her) Well, well, well. If it isn't the billion dollar Tart!
(Alexis) What do you want!?! (Looks
up)
(William) Aren't we a grumpy gus
today? (Alexis looks at him angrily) I heard you fussing and carrying on in here and I thought I might be of some
help.
(Alexis) I don't need your help!
(William) On the contrary... I
guess you haven't heard about the draft...
(Alexis) What draft?
(William) The draft to split the company in half... For all we know... You could go to Smack!down
with your father and that freak you call your boyfriend goes to Raw and there wouldn't be much of a relationship then... (Alexis'
face drops) Well... I think I have helped all I can... (Gets up) Tata... (Walks out and Alexis bolts off
in the opposite direction)
(Alexis Voice) That really hurt what he said. I took off to find Hogan. Thankfully he was
in his locker room and I told him what happened. We talked for a while and after I calmed down, I had to find a quite spot
to call Mom.
(Set) Outside. Alexis is standing beside her car talking on her cell phone.
(Linda Voice) Sweety, I am sorry for not talking to you about this earlier.
(Alexis) It's okay... I don't want to be drafted though.
(Linda Voice) Let me think... Honey, will you call me when you get back to the hotel so
I can go talk to the Board?
(Alexis) Yeah, I can do that.
(Linda Voice) Okay. Love ya sweety.
(Alexis) Loves you too Mom, bye. (Hangs up, puts her phone in her car and walks back
inside)
(Alexis Voice) I hoped my Mom and the Board could figure something out. When it came down
to draft time, I was so nervous... You had no idea...
(Set) A big room. Raw, Draft time. The whole roster is in there. THere is a big screen too.
Linda is on it. Alexis is sitting beside Jeff.
(Linda) (On TV) Ladies and Gentlemen... As you know, there is to be a draft
to be held tonight to determine the new rosters for Raw and Smack!down. Due to time, each Co-owner will pick 10 prospective
talent and there will be a lottery on WWE.com immediately after Raw to determine where the rest will go. However, there is
a few stipulations. (Alexis stiffens) This is mainly aimed to the Co-owners... First off, the WWE Undisputed Champion
and Women's Champion are available for both shows... Second, do to contractual circumstances... Stone Cold Steve Austin is
a free agent and will make a decision in the upcoming week. Last but not least.. Alexis McMahon can not be drafted. She and
I talked and that is out decision... I want to wish everyone the best of luck.
(Alexis) Gah, I think I am going to be... (Puts a hand to her mouth and runs out the
door)
(Set) Bathroom. Alexis is sitting beside a toilet crying when Lita walks in.
(Lita) (looking around) Alexis... Alexis... Are you in here? (Alexis sniffs
and coughs)
(Alexis) (Wipes tears) I bet you probably thing I am some spoiled brat... (Sniffs)
That I can get anything I want... (Sniffs) Because my Mom is on the Board of Directors... (Sniffs)
(Lita) (Pushes Alexis' bangs behind her ear) No... No I don't think so.
(Alexis) (Looks up) Really?!?
(Lita) Really really. Neither does Matt and Jeff.
(Alexis) Yeah, but what about the rest of them?
(Lita) Who cares what they think! (Alexis chuckes) There... That's a good start.
(Alexis smiles and Lita wipes Alexis' eyes) Come on... Beat ya to the Cheese Cake.
(Alexis) Over my dead body! (Lita stands and helps Alexis up. Alexis takes off for the
Cafeteria with lita following close behind)
(Set) Cafeteria. Alexis and Lita runs through the door. They are tied when Alexis dives
over a table. She reaches the Cheese Cake first.
(Alexis) (As she picks it up) HA! I GOT IT! (She walks to the table and sits
down)
(Lita) (Out of breath) Don't you think it would be much easier to eat with spoons?
(holds them up to Alexis)
(Alexis) (As she takes a spoon) But what's the fun in that?
(Lita) (Sits down) Well, you already proved your barbaric by diving over tables...
but without spoons, it's a little more obvious. Don't you think?
(Alexis) Yeah, yeah. (sticks out tongue)
(Lita) (Laughs) Oh look... (Points to a monitor) The drafts about to start.
Wanna watch?
(Alexis) Like I have a choice... (They watch as they eat Cheese cake)
